Hershey's Take 5
Review by HQ

Ok, I was in Maui when I found this piece of orgasmatic chocolate concotion and I thought "This SHIT must not be in the states!" I picked the leftovers from the case, which curiously had only 5, and conversated about how this is like the newest unheard of evil from the folks at the Hershey's plant.
I mean, who hasn't praised the inventor of the chocolate-covered pretzel? Brilliance!! I surely have but the sheer ingeniuity and craftmanship behind the assembelage of a Take 5 candy bar is like looking at Michaelangelo's David. Like we appreciate his flawlessly chiseled curves and pasty white pecks but I care not for his dick. The salty crunch of pretzels, bedded with caramel, then topped with nuggets of peanuts and slathered with peanut butter then finally wrapped in Milk Chocolate...ohhh those motherfuckers...makes what is known as the Take 5 (for the five different ingredients.) It's so fucking good that you could get roped into getting another one...and maybe even 5...hrm. Be careful because it's topping out with 200 calories at 10 grams of fat this shit is definitley not the healthiest thing you can have but then again it's still not the worst. A good 10-15 minute sesh of powerful masturbatory drills can equalize one candy bar. They come two in a package. After splitting up
the bounty and setting one aside between my girl and I we vowed to eat the last Take 5 upon landing in New York.
I tossed, turned, and grew hissier and hissier but resisted. It melted but still congealed into a recognizable mass. Upon landing we got our fix.
"Those Hershey's motherfuckers definitley hit pay dirt with this one." I said, "It's all over now...no more."
BUT
Thanks to Hershey's distribution you can find TAKE 5 at your finer convienance stores.

Apparently they have white chocolate......wow. I haven't tried that yet.