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Rockstar Games
THE WARRIORS

Review by HQ

To whom it may concern,

I don't spell check. I don't correct grammar. I use the wrong tense, sometimes apply incorrect usages of periods, commas, exclamation points,

hyphens so on and so forth. My flow is engrish and you shouldn't be so ethnocentric with your proper English, douche-bag. The rest of the world is on fucking the metric system and we go on feet and inches!? Gimmie a little leeway cause my parents are Flip and speak two languages to me. I'm not proud to be an American...ha, I said it. Report me to Homeland Security! I'd burn a flag, steal the bible from a hotel and take a shit top-shelf style. All for a giggle. If I offend you then I offend you. I'm a fucking warrior and I don't give a diddly about you or the horse you rode in on. ...And just from the trailer I'm getting pumped.

I can dig it. I can. Cyrus, Turnbull AC's, the Lizzies, the Orphans?! If you don't know about it you should rent it. I could fancy you with quotables and memorable moments from The Warriors but all you must know is how quintessential this movie is in general. Big name directors regard it, I love it, and pop-culture icons from Biggie to Chapelle reference it. Walter Hill, director, changed the way I viewed the 70's NYC-era. It was different back then. From the disco popping cheese to a bad-ass head bopping steeze this movie brings to light what gangs used to be about. Fighting with bloody knuckles, bats and broken-bottles not guns. People were civil back then. Ha...civil as civil can be.

Anyway I can't relinquish enough of my fervor for the movie. I could, however, say how juicy my mouth is getting from the taste of the video game trailer at Rockstar's website. It's beautiful and is equally exciting for this company to handle The Warriors. Rockstar Toronto is responsible for developing this title and has promising results following the success from Rockstar San Diego's Midnight Club 3:Dub Edition and Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto's:San Andreas line.

I'm excited because this is going to be the best brawler since Bad Dudes and Double-Dragon on NES. I'm not officially tired of today's lineup of shooters, mythic RPG's, and hack and slashers but it's getting kind of generic. The Warriors is going to be a breathe of fresh air to the market.

The gameplay will feature basic button mashing skills and for the more apt gamers, playing will constitute button skills and timing. There's a rage feature that will allow buckwildness. There's a "snap" attack feature which is similar to Bruce Lee's technique of knocking motherfuckers out from all angles. There's cooperative game play with your gang.
And the rest of the game's features are most likely going to be standard and innovative, considering. What I am excited about is the movie's timeline. It happens in all of one night but the game's script has been written to lengthen the story. The game will run exactly as the movie but you'll get a deeper understanding of how bad ass The Warriors are. To do this players will be introduced some time before the actual summit in the Bronx where the movie's opening sequence begins. I can't wait for the initiation's and the beat downs and maybe the sex-in's. Who knows?

I'm confidant enough to say that this game is going to be amazing. Mark my words. AMAZING.

http://www.rockstargames.com/thewarriors

 
       
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