My family is top-notch connoisseurs of the buffet. We're like
ninjas at the line. We in and out in no time. We dine by our eyes
and respect the sneeze guard. We don't like waiters-we'd rather
get off our asses and get seconds ourselves. We don't tip and
if we do it's poor. Anything that fits the help-your-own-damn-self
genre is my family's forte. My mommy made me this way.
I have taken it to the next level. I love everything to do with
make-
it-yourself. Mongolian BBQ, Korean BBQ, Chinese hot pot cooking,
Shabu-shabu (Japanese hot pot), Nike ID's, and Puma's Mongolian
BBQ.
Their answer to the custom market. Which by the way is stupid
fuckin'
fresh. A running shoe, the Cabana Racer, has 13 sections to ponder
over and create…it's only in NYC till the 21st. Anyway;
Cold Stone
Creamery is a good idea, right? Take a pile of some fine ass ice
cream. Throw it on some iced marble. Add some "mix-ins"
and you got
yo'self a motherfucking snack. Oh, your first "mix-in"
is free too.
Fuck that. This place ain't got shit on the realest Mongolian
BBQ.
About the only thing this place gets is dapt for having differently
and intriguing flavors of sweet cream ice cream. But the whole
point
of this shit hole is to get it mixed with something. Annoying.
Flavors like Sweet Cream, Cheesecake, Banana, Coffee, Fruity Cereal
(seasonal or local flavor), Eggnog, Orange Dreamcicle, Licorice
(seasonal or local flavor). It's like cold cum in your mouth……..
The mix-ins are standard ice-cream sundae items like Snickers
bar,
Butterfinger, and Gummi Bears and not so typical things like Graham
Cracker Pie Crust, Cookie Dough, and Yellow Cake. I guess you
don't
necessarily have to get a mix in but that first one is free.
For no non sense types Cold Stone has an assortment of recipes
to
follow and are probably ten times better than mine. For my research
I
had a White Chocolate Sweet Cream Ice Cream in the gimmicky size
"Gotta Have it." To this I had mixed Graham Cracker
Pie Crust, Heath
Toffee Candy Bar, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Rainbow Jimmies/
Sprinkles, and pieces of Yellow Cake and a nickel of La. Served
up in
a waffle bowl...Delicious. It was tough to get them to accept
the
offer of my last mix-in but mind you it was a 20 sack.
All this, I estimated, to be about 1600 calories, give or take
with
77.5 grams of fat. 55 grams of that shit came from the White Chocolate
sweet ice cream. Of course you know what that means...MASTURBATE.
If you haven't been to this place yet, eat shit.
