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Batman Begins
A review by Jacob Stebel

I'll be honest; I don't really care much for DC comics. Oh sure, I pick up a couple of titles from their Wildstorm imprint, those being Y: The Last Man and Ex Machina, but other than that I couldn't really give a shi—err… hoot (am I allowed to curse on this site?) about Superman the dullard, how fast the Flash can run, Wonder Woman's blindness, who gets to be Green Lantern this decade, and Jason Todd (Robin #2) coming back from the dead. How oddly fitting then, that Batman Begins ended up being better than any of the Marvel flicks to date and WAY better than the source material it came from?

Without revealing TOO much of the film's plot, it is your standard story of "boy has rich, loving parents, boy loses parents to senseless violence, boy feels responsible, boy becomes angry, boy becomes a man (Christian Bale).

obsessed with the inner workings of criminality, man dutifully studies martial arts, man has himself locked up in Himalayan prison to study criminals and fight them, man meets emissary of a ninja terrorist leader (Liam Neeson) who trains him and transforms his fear into a purposeful idealistic crusade against evil, man betrays ninja terrorist leader (Ken Watanabe) upon learning his true motives, man comes back home to his awesome butler (Michael Caine), man fights to regain control of his family's legacy and save his home city, man meets brilliant tech guy from his company who provides him with state-of-the-art equipment (Morgan Freeman), man takes on iconic symbol of his own fear, man becomes Batman, Batman fights crime, Batman teams up with his city's one uncorrupt cop (Gary Oldman) and hot district attorney who also happens to be his childhood friend (Katie Holmes) to defeat an insidious plot by a mobster (Tom Wilkinson) and corrupt Psychiatrist (Cillian Murphy), Batman finds out that his past isn't through with him, Batman becomes man's 'true face'". See? It's a standard plot!

But seriously, this is a review of a film, not a plot synopsis but an analysis of why this film worked so well. Let's start with the script. David Goyer, Hollywood's quintessential go-to guy with comic book movie scripts, tends to be very hit-or-miss. Batman Begins represents his best work to date. His challenge was insurmountable in that no matter what you do, when you're taking on a character as iconic as Batman, it is nearly impossible to ignore all the interpretations that have come before, whether it is movies, hokey 60's television serials, cartoons, or right from the pages of the comic books themselves. We've had Bat-Men ranging from the ridiculous (Adam West) to the very human and likable (Michael Keaton) to the dull (Val Kilmer) and duller (the normally EXCELLENT George Clooney).

Let's not forget who Batman is in any GOOD comic book writer's hands. Batman is a wealthy, Obsessive-Compulsive @$$hole who has never gotten over the fact that his parents were brutally gunned down by criminals. He is the world's greatest detective, his scientific/analytical skills matched only by his prowess in nearly every martial art known to man. He is masochistic, getting sick satisfaction out of the injuries he sustains in his nightly "patrols". His alter-ego, Bruce Wayne is a façade to keep the illusion that he has a semblance of social skills left, one only maintained to deflect suspicion of him being Batman. He very often breaks up with beautiful women to instead pal around with young adolescent boys, who he trains to be his sidekick. He is Howard Hughes, he is Odysseus, he is Bruce Lee, he is Charles Bronson, he is Michael Jackson.

So, you're David Goyer and you're being paid Millions of dollars to get this movie right. Which Batman do you choose? Which options do you have? Rationally, you only really have 2. Do you make him the sympathetic and charming yet brooding Michael Keaton type or do you make him the World's Greatest @$$hole detective/martial artist from the comics? "Wait a minute!" you exclaim, "He can be a little of both"!

That's exactly what Goyer made Batman, and in so doing he made a character whose origin is perhaps even BETTER than the source material Bob Kane invented and Frank Miller re-invented.

In Christian Bale, Batman/Bruce Wayne becomes a FULLY dichotomized being, at once audacious and cowardly, mature and childish, capable and in-over-his-head, brutal and merciful. There is no other actor who could have pulled these subtleties off. His American Psycho persona translates well to the borderline sociopath Bruce Wayne, and his sad, tortured recollections of stolen childhood invoke memories of his character in Empire of the Sun.

Come to think of it, the ENTIRE cast is damn near perfect. Michael Caine lends his preternatural talent for portraying a kindly surrogate-father figure, to the character of Batman's butler/confidante, Alfred. Katie "complete opposite of the Holocaust" Holmes is incredibly solid and sympathetic as Gotham City D.A. Rachel Dawes. (I still would have liked to see her boobs again though). Morgan Freeman gets to have a bit of fun with his normal typecast, underplayed, brilliant, nice-guy character in the form of Lucius Fox. Ken Watanabe's lack of screen-time and significant presence in the film makes for a BRILLIANT plot-device later in the film. Tom Wilkinson proves that he is the most diverse elderly male actor working today with his portrayal of Gotham crime Kingpin, Carmine Falcone. Gary Oldman gets to play an HONEST cop for once and works well as the sensitive, capable, soon-to-be Commissioner Jim Gordon. Cillian Murphy's Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow is a fantastic over-the-top villain who looks like a complete asshole, which works for his character but constantly made me wonder at various points throughout the film just which crew member shat in his corn flakes every morning before shooting to cause that "Please hit me, Jacob Stebel" expression he seemingly has permanently grafted onto his face. Last but certainly not least is Liam Neeson. My god, Liam Neeson. Mr. Neeson gives an OSCAR-worthy, Best Supporting Actor performance in his role as the ominous Ducard. It's just too bad the Academy is too busy playing at appearing sophisticated to even give this film a proper glance…. Sigh…

Perhaps the most remarkable thing about Batman Begins isn't that it revived a down-trodden franchise, that it boasted a large and perfectly chosen cast, nor the perfection of the script. The most remarkable aspect of this film is that it represents Christopher Nolan's 4th consecutive triumph as a Director. This is a feat accomplished only by perhaps the Coen Brothers and Stanley Kubrick before him. A director with Following, Memento, Insomnia, and now Batman Begins under his belt has more than enough reason to be praised and celebrated, but how much spotlight has this man received for this latest success? His presence is felt throughout the film as echoes of his previous works ring at various points in Batman Begins; The Memento-esque time-jumps which show how Bruce Wayne came to be in the Himalayas, the Ducard character's training reminiscent of the antagonist in Following, Bruce Wayne's inner turmoil with his fear paralleling Al Pacino's struggle with his inner demons in Insomnia. It is a powerful talent which can link very different films together both tonally and thematically. I can't wait to see what Christopher Nolan does next with this franchise, it is clearly in the best of hands

 
   
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